My mum's blurriness and other funny stuff.
Tasty?
17th May 2010. Today during dinner, I pointed at a dish.
Jolene : "The taste isn't enough."
Mum : "Yeah, but sometimes too tasty not good"
*Everyone starts laughing*
Mum : "Why? Correct what? Too tasty not good"
Jessica : "Why too tasty not good leh?"
Mum : "Too tasty is 很甜(Very Sweet) right?"
*Everyone starts laughing again*
Jessica : "很甜is very sweet la!"
Mum : "Owh. Then tasty is tasteless ah?"
*Everyone giggles*
Jessica : " TASTY AND TASTELESS IS DIFFERENT LA O___O Tasty is ...., tasteless is .... ."
Mum : "Aiyahhh.. My english.. "
What's The Flavour?
We were at a Korean Restaurant and we finished our dinner. Desserts were served.
I can't remember the exact flavour, owh wait... I think I can. My dad and I had vanilla ice cream, mum's was strawberry and sis' was chocolate. *The story goes like that but it isn't the exact words. I'm not a super genius person with an elephant's brain.*
Mum : "What flavour is that?"
Jolene : "Durian."
Mum : "Owhhh! Really? Let me try and see?"
Jolene : *Lets mum try*
Mum : "Is durian meh? It doesn't taste like durian."
Jolene : "Yeah.. it is" *Everyone laughs*
Mum : "No lah! It's not durian, it's... *think think think* what ah? That name, I can't remember"
Jolene : "Kayy lahh, it's Jagung lerh"
Mum : "Owhhhh.. okayy. Jessica leh? What's yours? Chocolate is it?"
Jolene : "Nopes, hers is coffee."
Mum : "OH ! Really ah?! Let mummy try!"
Jessica : "Yeahh" *Lets mum try*
Mum : *doesn't suspect a thing O___O * "What about daddy's ? Same as Jolene is it?"
Jolene : "Nope, his one is vanilla"
Mum : "Yameh? Sure lie to me. *Tries* Same la, same as yours right? Jagung."
Jolene : "No lah. It's vanilla O___O Really !"
Mum : "Naughty one lar you, I think it's the same as yours"
*LOLLL*
Jolene : "What about yours? What flavour is it?"
Mum : "Uhhh.. I think strawberry"
Jolene : "Orh.. really ah? I thought vanilla?"
Mum : "Yameh?? I thought it's the other one, like strawberry one."
Jolene : "Which one? Raspberry is it?"
Mum : "Yahh, that one"
Jessica or Jolene?
Mum was sleeping and my sister was out last night when mum went to bed. It was around 6am+ when I walked into mum's room to get something.
Mum : "Arhh..? Now what time?! YOU SO LATE ONLY COME HOME AH?"
Jolene : "Harr? Mommy, I'm not Jessica leii" O___O
Mum : "har? NOW SO LATE D YOU HAVEN'T SLEEP?"
Jolene : "Uhhh... ma, I just woke up O___O"
Mum : "ehh?"
Jolene : "Go to bed ma." O:
There was more to this, but I just can't remember em all.
and there is none like you Jesus. ♥ Hosanna
